Doctor Grumpy in the House: Anatomical Variant

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Anatomical Variant

From a history form a patient handed me today:

"I've had both right shoulders replaced twice."

11 comments:

Anonymous said...: one right shoulder replaced and one stage right shoulder replaced. This is completely understandable to both of me.; November 25, 2009 at 4:26 PM
S3XinthePantry said...: Did you ask about the three left shoulders? Are they all fine?; November 25, 2009 at 4:57 PM
The Good Cook said...: Oh, the other right shoulder!!; November 25, 2009 at 4:57 PM
Anonymous said...: Was the patient Zaphod Beeblebrox per chance? Or did he have multiple left arms.....; November 25, 2009 at 6:17 PM
Frank, CPhT said...: Two right shoulders? Probably goes well with their two left feet.; November 25, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Flavius said...: bet he looks real weird nekkid

-Flavius; November 25, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Bored Mum said...: Reminds me of Eugene Levy in the movie Best in Show, where his character had 2 left feet literally.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC_PACr5cT8; November 25, 2009 at 9:15 PM
The Conintic Man said...: A patient with two right arms? Mr. Kreepy must be green with envy.; November 25, 2009 at 9:31 PM
vanity press said...: Have they got it right yet?

Got it left I mean.; November 26, 2009 at 12:16 AM
Anonymous said...: That's what you get for having a statue of ganesh as a patient.; November 26, 2009 at 3:01 AM
ER's Mom said...: Talk about anatomy FAIL.; November 26, 2009 at 5:05 AM

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